Title:
For A Good Cause
Chapter
Title: Solution Found
Author:
Restive Nature
Disclaimer:
I do not own the rights
to BtVS. They belong to Whedon & Mutant Enemy. Nor do I own any
rights to other shows represented through the rest of this fictions.
All shows belong to their respective owners. No infringement is
intended and this fiction is for private enjoyment only.
Rating:
Various, up to R
Chapter
Rating: PG
Genre:
Crossover
Type:
BtVS/ Various
Pairing:
Various
Summary:
When threatened by an old foe not their own, how else can the
combined forces of the Scoobies and the Fang Gang respond? By having
an auction!
Spoilers/
Time line: This is post series for both Buffy and Angel. Other shows
and will be discussed within each chapter that it pertains to.
Feedback:
Always welcome!
Distribution:
Ask first please.
A/N:
This is a response to the Twisting the Hellmouth “The Bachelor/
Bachelorette Challenge.
For
A Good Cause
Chapter
Five
Solution Found
As to be expected, there
was the usual outcry of protest and demands at Xander's announcement.
Still leaning over the table, he had waited for it and was pausing in
his explanations for everyone to get it out of their systems. Once
the voices began to taper off, he turned to glance over his shoulder.
“Let's shut the door,” he decided and quickly matched action to
words before returning to his former position. “If we want to keep
this quiet, like we said, then we don't want every Sally, Jane and
Spot to over hear it, right?”
There was puzzlement on
everyone's faces until Giles chuckled and shook his head. “You're
mixing up your children's reading instuction syllabi Xander,” he
informed the young man who straightened up and shrugged.
“Well, I know better
than to-!” he began but then waved the thought away. “Never mind.
Okay, I want you all to listen to me before you freak out. It's just
an idea and I don't have all the details worked out. But it seems to
me like we have to do something, a lot of somethings actually. And
this idea, even if it seems bad or... or...” his face scrunched up
as he tried to search for the appropriate word that fit.
“I'm hearing a lot of
words,” Buffy grumbled, “but no idea yet. What is it Xander?”
“Okay,” Xander nodded
once and reached up to straighten the patch over his missing eye. It
seemed as if he had developed some nervous twitches himself. “First
of all, we have this problem with the genie thing. Second, we need to
find some money, mass amounts of money to buy and repair a place
that's going to be big enough to house the number of Slayers and
Watchers that will train and work here. We also need to have some
sort of income to keep it running. Because, let's face it Buff, my
job, Willow's student loans and the few jobs you tried were just
barely enough to run that little house in Sunnydale.” He said it as
kindly as possible, but the point was still there.
Yet Buffy still nodded
tiredly in acknowledgment. “And even if all the Slayers and
Watchers that would be here, were able to hold down at least part
time jobs, it just gets too problematic and it's not enough for the
needs we'll have,” she added. She remembered well enough, the
projected budget that Willow and Giles had created. Both from then
and the ideas for now.
“Okay, so this idea,”
Xander rubbed his hands together and pulled the closest chair to him,
seating himself once more. “It occurs to me that we have to raise
the funds. And we've all seen those shows-!”
“I am not joining a
reality show to win cash and or prizes!” Kennedy interrupted hotly.
“I'd much rather ask Daddy for the money than do that kind of
crap.”
“Like you're so sure
you'd win,” Dawn snorted from her seat further down as Kennedy's
eyes flashed.
“Not the type of show I
was talking about,” Xander interrupted loudly, to quell the
imminent argument. The others, he noted, were waiting semi patiently
for him to continue. “I'm talking about fund raisers. You know,
those auction things? Like on public access? But instead of
auctioning off a bunch of fancy junk that we don't have, we'd be
auctioning off... ourselves.”
And then the flurry of
disgust and protests broke out again. This time it took Giles banging
his fisted hand down upon the table to quiet them all. He removed his
glasses, letting them dangle from his other hand as he regarded
Xander across the table. “Xander, while I admire your enthusiasm to
find a solution, I feel I should remind you that we want to keep this
problem private and within this immediate circle. To propose a public
slave auction... well it's not only demeaning, but unfeasible. The
funds required to even-!”
“But it's not!”
Xander protested, stilling the other man's retort and the rumblings
from the others as well. “Look,” he offered glancing around the
table at all of them. “I'm not saying we announce what happened to
us. I'm saying we have a charity fund raiser to get the school up and
running. They have these things all the time, or, well, at least I
think they do. The kind where rich people bid on like, younger
members of their select little groups to do odd jobs around the
house. Manual labor at their houses or clubs or in their
neighborhoods. Or has Caddyshack lied to me?” He directed that to
Kennedy, as the most affluently placed member of the group, since she
came from money. She was nodding slowly.
“They do that sort of
stuff at my dad's country club,” she allowed. “And at my boarding
school. And my mom's sorority alumni did it once.”
“See!” Xander pointed
out triumphantly. “No one has to say a word about being under a
spell. We just offer up our services as laborers to the community at
large. They pay, we perform, voila, spell is broken. Right?”
“I'm not sure it's so
simple Xander,” Giles sighed. “While the idea has merit, the
money it would cost to put on a gala affair of that magnitude-!”
“Who says it needs to
be huge?” Dawn interrupted. The idea Xander had presented them with
was intriguing.
“There's a reason the
saying 'it takes money to make money'' exists Dawnie,” Buffy
supplied. “It's better than my idea to rob a Swiss Bank, at least,”
she chuckled, though her closest friends knew she was only partially
joking about that. “If we want the big bucks, we'd have to attract
the attention of the big buckaroos.”
“Yes, but charity,”
Dawn retorted excitedly. “There's all sorts of places that we could
apply to for help, isn't there. I mean, we are starting a school.
That's got to count for something,” she added a little helplessly.
“That's true,” Willow
groaned, “but it would take a lot of time and paperwork, phone
calls... and there's no guarantees...”
Xander listened intently,
his brain seeming to go into overdrive as it rarely did. This
problem, broken down, taking the magic spell out of the equation, it
seemed a reparable solution. “Okay, hang on,” he broke in to
still the murmurs, staring down at the table as his brainstorming
continued. “Wills, you said that you were working on a combination
spell to put on our buildings, right? The one to keep out people that
meant us harm.”
“Well, it's going to do
more than that, but yeah,” she nodded slowly. “Xander, I don't-!”
“Can you... does it
matter how big the place is?” he wondered aloud and she shook her
head in the negative. “Okay, so that would take care of that,” he
announced and then turned his face back to Giles. “We know that
there are all sorts of people out there willing to support charities.
We just need to find them. People that really need our help. Not just
an afternoon of hauling garbage out of the garage.”
“That would be ideal,”
Giles snorted softly, seeming to follow the younger man's thoughts.
There was a small knock that kept the others from wondering aloud
what the two were thinking of and then Andrew was poking his head in.
“Snacks,” he
announced quietly and when there were accepting nods, he opened the
door wide to hold it open for the several girls he had recruited to
help. Slayers, all of them, they carried in the goodies that Andrew
had prepared. “There's food and... oh, here's Sandra with the
drinks. There's coffee, hot water and tea and also some juice. I- oh,
forgot the cups, sorry, be right back!” He waited until Sandra was
completely past him before dashing back down the stairs.
The girls set the trays
down and Sandra stepped back. “Andrew gave us a bunch to eat
downstairs, so we're gonna... yeah,” there was an oddness and a
trembling in her voice as her eyes as well as the other girl's,
darted around the room. Landing mostly on Angel and his friends
before taking off again, like they really didn't want to get caught
and earn one of Illyria's already lamented and marked of viciousness,
tongue lashings. After belated thanks that chased the girls out of
the room, the door was almost closed, but opened again to reveal
Andrew carrying two large bags. One of Styrofoam cups and the other
plastic drinking glasses. He held them up, giving the others a wry
grin.
“Can't break these if
they drop, huh?” he explained with a slightly sick smile. He set
them on the table and then resumed the chair he had been in earlier.
“So what did I miss?”
“Just a lot of...
talk,” Dawn muttered as she reached for a roll. There were utensils
also on the new platters, along with condiments. Andrew, to give him
his due had really thought this through the second time around. Faith
quickly walked Andrew through Xander's idea as the young man nodded,
most traces of bumbling gone from his eyes as he seemed to dissect
the idea.
“I think,” Buffy
announced suddenly, perking up a little, “that your idea is good
Xander.” She glanced around at the others. “That last one. I
mean,” she clarified. “Wouldn't that just screw up the Djinn's
mojo if we were to perform like... public service type of things,
instead of letting people's selfishness dictate what we do?”
“Probably,”
Willow agreed, pausing from nibbling on the cracker that she had
chosen. “It was intended
as a punishment, slavery,” she mused. “It would actually be
really good for our karma to turn it back around on him.”
“The bigger the good
deed, the better,” Dawn chuckled and then her eyes went wide as she
turned to stare at Angel. Just as he began to fidget under her gaze,
she then turned to Giles.
“What is it Dawn?”
the older man asked calmly right before she half squealed and then
waved her hands erratically.
“Wolfram and Hart!”
she announced as the others all winced. She shook her head quickly.
“And- and, the Watcher's Council. And Angel's investigation team.
They were all a group, focused on helping the good guys, or the bad,
too. But they can't be the only ones. That's who we go to.”
“Go to for what?”
Spike demanded, slightly miffed as he'd searched the platters, to
find that Andrew had not included blood for him, or even for Angel.
He seemed to content himself with some of the chips that had been
provided, turning his nose up at the dip.
“People that really
need help,” Dawn explained, waving her hand to Angel. “Wasn't
that what you guys were about? Working there? Helping the helpless?”
“We were,” Angel
nodded, “but I don't think that was the scope they're talking about
here,” he gestured back and forth between Giles and Xander.
“But that's okay,”
Dawn went on excitedly. “We can't be the only ones. There have to
be people, like all over the world, fighting the good fight. Not just
Slayers.”
“Well, yes, I imagine
there are,” Giles nodded. “But any record of it, or them, that
the Watcher's Council had, would have been lost in the- the
explosion,” he reminded her.
“I know,” Dawn
nodded. “But just because the building is gone, doesn't mean the
mission is. People should know that.”
There was agreement from
most of those present in the room. It was just the idea of going
about trying to accomplish it at the scope Dawn and Xander were
imagining it at, that was daunting. But slowly, ideas of where to
start came pouring out. And the excitement grew. And then Angel, who
had been sitting back, quietly contemplating, leaned froward in his
seat.
“Lorne,” was all he
said. It was enough to quiet the group for a moment before Spike
groaned and then chuckled.
“That's brilliant,”
the bleached blond Vampire announced. “And surprising,” he
grinned wolfishly. “Because as I recall, the demon don't want
nothin' to do with you no more.”
“I know that Spike,”
Angel growled back tiredly. “But I don't think he would deny the
rest of us the help. And it would give him his heart's desire,
without the strings this time.”
“What are they talking
about?” Buffy demanded, turning to her best friend. Willow gently
patted her friend's hand.
“Lorne,” she
announced. “He's that empath demon I told you about. The one that
reads people when they sing- oh!” She suddenly sat up a little as
she seemed to realize what Angel had been getting at. “He could be
the entertainment. And he could read people so that we could really
help the people that needed it!”
“Exactly,” Angel
nodded, relief flashing across his face that it wasn't just the other
Vampire that he despised that was understanding him. “Although he'd
probably enjoy being emcee for the whole proceedings. And having him
appear as an encore engagement from his Vegas days might bring in
people.” Willow was nodding slowly at his pronouncements. “He's
uh, got green skin and red horns,” he explained for the others that
had not met the empath demon that had helped through his years in Los
Angeles.
With that explanation to
placate the others, talk began to grow again before Giles decided to
intervene once more. “As all well and good as this sounds,” he
barked impatiently, “need I remind you all that research needs to
be done before anything else. We need to know exactly what this curse
entails for all of us. We don't have time to go running about all
willy nilly planning balls and entertainment and God knows what else.
We're in danger here, of people using us for their own purposes,
their own greed. Now I know that I have often-!”
“Giles!”
surprisingly, it was Dawn that called him out. She glared up at him.
“Would you just shut up. No one said we weren't gonna research.”
Giles, his jaw working
tensely as he stared down at the girl that he had somewhatly come to
regard as a daughter, well, he would have expected this from Buffy,
Willow or even the Vampires. But never had she put herself forward
like that, to him. But as expected, Buffy leaned into their sphere.
“I think, Giles, that
what Dawn is trying to say, is that we have several things we can do
here,” she intervened verbally. Trying to quell the brewing stress
that they all felt. “But the thing is, I think,” and here she
glanced around at the others, “that even if we find a solution for
this, with the research, I think I still wanna do this. Xander's
right, we need to find the money somewhere. And just because we might
not be compelled by a spell to help out, doesn't mean that we can't.
Right?”
“Exactly,” Willow
beamed at her friend. “I mean, if we can figure out the logistics
to help someone that really needs it, and the logistics of putting on
an event...” she trailed off slightly and shrugged one shoulder.
“It just sounds like a good idea.”
“There's nothing in the
books that says we can't do both, right? I mean, of course we'll
search,” Xander added. “Nobody's going to force you to do
anything you don't want Giles.”
“Well that's a relief,”
Giles sighed and then leaned back in his seat and regarded the rest
of the group. At last he seemed to come to a decision. “All right.
If this is what you want. You do realize that it will mean just as
much work as the research. And I must insist that come first.”
“It will,” Willow
nodded, some color seeming to return to her face. “It's just, it's
always good to have a plan B. We've never really... done that before,
have we?” she glanced around at the others. There were a few
chuckles. “Well look at that, we're evolving.”
“Yay on us,” Faith
chuckled weakly. “So how we gonna do this?”
And there started again,
the plans to divide the teams to their strengths. Willow and Giles
obviously along with Dawn would work on researching. Kennedy, by
stint of her knowledge of charities through her family affiliations
would start scouting on professional set ups that might help them.
Angel and Spike would work to track down Lorne to see if they could
secure his help, as well as reaching out to others that might need
the kind of help that they could provide.
And Xander, well as
usual, he got stuck with playtime with his hammer. But some times,
that was just the way he liked it.
Chapter Six- Settling The Matter
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